vvhatserface:

someone-almost-famous:

simplydalektable:

bakeddd:

warm chocolate chip cookie stuffed soft pretzels

WHAT THE FUCK

has science gone too far?

YO

25,724 notes + 4 hours ago

dashdrive:

will you still love me when my eyebrow game is no longer hella strong

145,597 notes + 7 hours ago

niallj:

i probably still have a crush on danny phantom somewhere deep in my soul

109,797 notes + 10 hours ago

sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a girl

63,344 notes + 17 hours ago

at a pool party

vayena:

"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"

30,057 notes + 19 hours ago
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epic-humor:

this is great

98,619 notes + 19 hours ago

witchcraftand-wizardry:

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

268,262 notes + 20 hours ago

coca-cola:

National Pet Day seems like a good day to play Laser Cats, until they invent National Laser Cat Day. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com

43,876 notes + 20 hours ago
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nannairb:

scurviesdisneyblog:

The Little Mermaid storyboard

Oh god what the fuck

7,658 notes + 20 hours ago

mechinaries:

dreams are weird

get it as a poster/tshirt here!

149 notes + 20 hours ago
family: why won't you come with us?
me: there must always be a stark at winterfell
68,529 notes + 20 hours ago

dietchola:

phoenix-falls:

dietchola:

if i had a dollar every time one of my relatives asked me if i had a boyfriend i would be crying in a pile of money

me too and they know I’m a lesbian 

oh my god

94,863 notes + 1 day ago

miss-melancholy-usa:

People be calling cars and ships and America “she” but when a trans women asks for female pronouns people be like no 

99,568 notes + 1 day ago
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